September 22, 2013
Hey, people checking out my site with your hand down your pants, I've got a couple of things to yell at you about. My CD/DVD the Fartist is now avail ...
June 22, 2013
My very first hour-long special, The Fartist has been a Netflix exclusive for a couple months now. It will be available to purchase as DVD or CD nex ...
- Hey ladies, wanna see my puppy head? She didn't come with a body but she's still pretty cute. http://t.co/p4nKKYtXxs
- I fucking love Austin. I'm five feet away from the entire cast of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Thanks Phil and @HousecoreHorror !!
- Austin,come to @HousecoreHorror. I'm about to yell about my balls before Cattle Decapitation. Origin just called for a Posehn Wall of Death.
- @HousecoreHorror is off to a great start for me. Hanging with a dude who killed me and @lambvox. http://t.co/bIHiMCx4mE
- All I'm wearing is a butcher's apron and a hard-on. What are you wearing?